Let Them Eat Cake!

My loyal subjects, I am in an exceptionally giving mood today. It’s one of those days were my curls were defined, my brows were on fleek, and I slayed in my mini. Just because I’m fabulous, I’ve decided to be extra giving.

I’m sure by now you must have heard of the Back to School Bash I’ve planned at Casa de la Moi this month. At first, I was just going to invite all the popular people and leave the rest of you losers high and dry like usual. But, as I re-applied to cherry blossom EOS after lunch today, I stared into the mirror and thought, God you’re beautiful. And this much beauty is meant to be shared with the less fortunate. Soooooo… (Visualize a drumroll with me.)

I’ve decided to invite FIVE lucky pleabs to join me at my Palatial home for this weekend’s B2S Bash.

How can you score an e-vite you ask? In my incredible generosity, I had my minions create a list of do’s and don’ts for you.

-Don’t be gross.

-Do love me.

-Do worship me.

-Don’t be yourself!

-Don’t be Skylar Nessano.

-Don’t wear orange.

-Do wait on me hand and foot.

-Do stuff for me.

-Don’t be Skylar Nessano.

Basically try your best to not be a total pleab.

You know you love me ;)