Hannah Pfifer has Rabies

Someone pointed out to me that I didn’t do the State of the Union in my last post. (Needless to say we aren’t friends anymore.)

But of course I love keeping you up-to-date on the SOTU so here you are:

-Hannah P. has rabies. (Jk, I just hate her.)

-Green polo guy on the science hall that smiled at me with those perfect pearly whites, I’m thinking you’ve got a chance at a B2SB e-vite ;)

-Kim and Daniel are finally splitsville. Kim was seen covered in her drugstore mascara. Word on the hall is Daniel has already moved on.

-BBall point-guard Lee finally wooed Saffron away from soccer champ Frank G. Frank doesn’t seem too bothered.

-Meanwhile Frank was seen leaving the local STD clinic. 

-Only 47 days left to find a Homecoming date!

Just Fyi, all of my Libra’s moons just shifted into retrograde and I am now morally opposed to Virgos. So if you’re a virgo, don’t expect an e-vite.

Sorry, not sorry.