Sup! If you were looking for a blog by the name of As Told By Jenna,
you’ve come to the right place! If you weren’t, you’re an idiot.
My name is Jenna Haver. I am junior at None of Your Business Prep
where I've been the reigning IT Girl since the second grade. I have long, luscious red hair,
mesmerizing blue eyes, and a figure many girls would die for. And do, actually.
Some people call me “plastic,” but Mean Girls is so Pre-Katniss.
My blog gives you everything you need to know about the goings-on at our
school, from who wore the latest and greatest to what loser is snogging the gym
teacher behind the bleachers instead of taking part in his “Independent P.E.
Studies.” I’m looking at you Nerdy Ed!
My blog comes out ever day or every other day or whenever the hell I
want because it’s my blog. It's hilarious and witty and just may win me a
literary award one day. But for now, I’m writing it for your pleasure and my
boredom. I might even throw in the secrets of the in-crowd, the hottest weekend
parties, and how to get on my nice list. You never know. So you better keep
reading.
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