Evites are Out!

Alright folks, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Even as you read this e-vites are being sent out for tonight’s Back To School Bash. Now, I know this is the highlight of the first quarter term. But, you mustn’t be too disappointed if you don’t receive an e-vite. It doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It probably just means I don’t know you exist. Oh my gosh, I’m totally joking. (Sorta). But, seriously, don’t wallow in front of your outdated pc bingeing on Doritos and old seasons of Breaking Bad. Cause there are only five more bashes left in the school year and becoming a fatty could seriously hurt your chances of getting invited.

Anyhoo, that was too much time spent talking about someone other than myself. So, hi, I’m pretty!

Today’s State of the Union:

-This halter dress looks amazing on me.

-Anyone wearing it tomorrow will either be invited to join me for lunch or shunned for the rest of the semester. I haven’t decided yet.

-Shannah, if I see you wear those Lucky jeans one more time this month, I will set them on fire. While you’re still in them.

-Ken and Ade are a thing! Aww. I wonder does Ade know that Ken used to be Kendra? Loves knows no birth-gender, am I right?

-People who impressed me with their style choices this morning:

         Me

         The lacrosse team

The Jennifers (So glad you two worked things out. Lunch was simply un-Snapable without you too!)

That girl in the pink.

-People who impressed me with how little them seem to know about style:

         All but three girls in my Chem class.

         Chloe

         The entire marching band, well except for the one guy.

         The girl in yellow.

         Skylar Nessano

Oh my gosh, again with the long posts about everything but me. Guys, I don’t know if you know this, but no one tells me how pretty am. At least, not enough. I think it’s got me feeling kinda down… I know! I’ll go out with the guy who compliments me the most tomorrow ;)

Que sera, sera